Terms, conditions, and disclaimers to your reading of the content of this web site and all content I may create or share on twitter or any social network.

1. (Retweets = Endorsement) If I retweet you it means I completely approve of and unabashedly endorse not only that tweet, but everything you have ever said and done, as well as everything you will ever do going forward. You have my complete trust and faith in all things at all times. I love you.

2. Know that I interpret and receive your favorites, retweets, and replies in a like manner, regardless of any protestations you may make to the contrary. Thank you for your endless support.

3. All thoughts are not my own. I am influenced and manipulated by everything around me. I digest, regurgitate, commodify, and plagiarize nearly everything I find. I am likely an unwitting mouthpiece for various corporate and political interests. I’m not sure if I even have my own thoughts.

Revision: February 6, 2019.