When you go for an annual physical for the first time in several years and your doctor informs you that you are outrageously overweight, but you’d already planned to go to Popeyes for lunch because you were going to be on that side of town, so you have to follow through.

I posted this on Instagram and then deleted it 6 minutes later while stuck in traffic driving away from Popeyes. I wish I had archived it instead, as I kind of want to bring it back but I don’t want it to have a later timestamp. Oh well.